Military Man jokes

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."