Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
-Why that flight is waiting at 30,000 feet height?
-One tyre became flat. They are changing it in the middle of journey.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
rice middle school
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Please take this down its not funny at all! Its a joke,not a dick,so dont take it so hard!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
What laungage do they speak in the middle of the earth CORE-ean
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
