Micron jokes

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.