Micheal Jackson jokes jokes

He sing, he dance, he he.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.

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During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"You have a great singer inside you."

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.