Michael J jokes

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.