Meteor Shower jokes
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 馃獝- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it鈥檚 a little meteor.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 馃寧 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 馃寧? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.