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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."
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  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago

    Guys only want two things in life

    A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運 世界在我裡面展開 你完成了我的命運 光環走 你重按我的命運 倒帶我們可以 你補充我的位置 你補充我的位置 來救我
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An image shows a store display with bundles of firewood labeled 'Firewood bundle $3.99' and bundles of the same firewood labeled 'Chuck Norris' toothpicks $3.99'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a muscular man with headphones on, and the text on the image says "SUCCESS REQUIRES REPLACEMENT" followed by a list of things to replace "with Alcohol", including "Alcohol", "Failing", "Overthinking", "Blame", "Toxic Friends", "Complaining", "Netflix marathons", and "Fake influencers".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A red card with the text "to:" and "from:" followed by the text "show me ur breasts". On the right side, there is a drawing of Colonel Sanders, the founder of KFC.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The meme shows two images: The top one is a picture of Bill Gates in 1989 with the text: "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years". The bottom image is of a comment from Jedi_Master_Yoda69 saying: "your anakin voice is turning me on, beat the meat i must."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows the cover of a children's book with a large, red dog, Clifford, standing on the grass. A person wearing a blue jacket and hat stands near a tree. Clifford is using a tree branch to launch a cat into the air. A second person is standing near Clifford with their hand raised. The text on the cover says, "Clifford Fucking Launches A Cat". At the bottom there is a "SCHOLASTIC" logo.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. The top two panels show an anime character with dark hair in emotional distress. The text reads "Sometimes I'm not me" and "Sometimes He controls me". The bottom panel shows a bright green cartoon character with red gloves.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a two-panel cartoon showing a mom and son in the first panel, with the son saying "Mom come here... HURRY! Daddy dressed up as a Piñata." In the second panel, the mom looks distraught and is crying while the son is holding a stick and ready to hit the dad, who is hanging like a piñata.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two cards. The top card asks "What's that sound?" The bottom card answers, "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a poster titled "Bad Habits" depicting a boy engaging in various undesirable behaviors. The poster is divided into twelve panels, each illustrating a different bad habit such as disrespecting parents, not doing homework, smoking, dacoity, dealing heroin, unprotected sex with prostitutes, insider trading, arms trading, stem cell research, war crimes, running an illegal abortion clinic, and not washing hands before meals. Each panel includes a small illustration of the boy with a label for the bad habit, both in English and Hindi. The bad habits portrayed escalate from minor misbehavior to serious illegal activities.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel meme featuring Yoda from Star Wars. The top left panel contains the word "POETRY" in stylized yellow text with ornate blue swirls on a dark background. The top right panel shows a stoic-looking Yoda. The bottom left panel contains the word "TRY" in blocky yellow text on a white background. The bottom right panel shows an angry-looking Yoda with the word "TRIGGERED" in a banner underneath his face.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Two pictures of trees with hollow areas filled with water are shown. The one on the left contains clearer water, while the one on the right looks more like a puddle filled with leaves. Below the images are the comments: "free soup," "you're going to be so, so cursed," and "free soup."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."
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