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Heroin Monkey

The image shows eight different skeletons or parts of skeletons. The first one, a full skeleton, is labeled "Skeleton". The next has three skulls stacked on top of each other labeled "Sksksk". The third skeleton consists of only rib cages labeled "EleEleEle". The fourth, also a full skeleton, is called "Tontonton". The fifth is a skeleton with a single head and is labeled "Skton", followed by a single spine labeled "Eeeeeeeee". The seventh skeleton consists of a skull and an upside-down rib cage, labeled "Elesk", and finally, the last skeleton, labeled "Skelen", is a skeleton with the limbs slightly detached from the body.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a sandwich with a pigeon inside. Text appears above the image saying "You have joined the public group #veganss" and text below the image says "You have been removed from the group".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

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A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

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A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."

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A photo of a white wall with equations spray-painted on it in red. There is a drawing of a small red figure holding a lollipop above the equations. Below the wall is a graph with a circle and three lines, matching the equations above. The text on the wall reads: f(x)=2+√(-(x-2)²)+1, g(x)=2-√(-(x-2)²)+1, h(x)=3x-3, i(x)=-3x+9, j(x)=0.2x+1.7.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question asking for a name for a person who is Jewish and Chinese. The response suggests "David Wongstein".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Heroin Monkey

The top panel shows cars submerged in a flooded street, while the bottom panel contrasts two dog images: a smaller dog with text "the designer of the draining system" and a larger muscular dog with text "The designer of the fence."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".

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A photo of a cooked crab served in a baguette on a white plate on a table. There is a glass of wine and a candle in the background. The text above the image reads: "Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."

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The image shows four items: a brownie, two chocolate cupcakes, two twinkies, and a book cover of "The Communist Manifesto". The text reads "I loved finding these in my lunchbox" and "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'

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