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Anonymous
2 years ago
A screenshot of a WhatsApp chat. The top message displays an image of a sculpture depicting a hairless, muscular dog-like creature lying down with smaller, human-like baby creatures. The chat messages below discuss the image. The messages read: 'Is that a trans person,' followed by a response identifying it as a 'Dog human Hybrid.' Subsequent messages include 'Das a cow,' 'No lee,' 'It's not your mother,' and 'Your mummy left a long time ago.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A meme showing a close-up image of Yoda with text above. The text reads: "Me: 'Yoda please get out of my asshole PLEASE get out it hurts oh god it hurts.' Yoda: 'mm reach your colon i must.'"
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  • Nateツ
    2 years ago
    A young person is sitting in a car with a slightly displeased look on their face. Text above the person reads: "When your friend is making fun of you to impress a girl."
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  • Nateツ
    2 years ago
    A man in a green sweater is standing next to a grill. He is pouring a liquid from a white bottle onto the burning fire in the grill. The text above the image reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.
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  • Alastor Wade.
    2 years ago

    Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

    The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."
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  • Thoughtless
    2 years ago

    Shep

    Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A person in a red uniform shows a screen with code to a bear walking away in the forest. The text above the image says: "If you meet a bear in the forest, just ask him to review your pull request so he pretends he didn't notice you and goes away".
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  • Blach66.1
    2 years ago
    A screenshot of the Google Play Store page for the Kuda money app, which is advertised as being for Africans. Text overlaid on the image questions the phrasing, suggesting the app is for "Africans for money".
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  • Toast ツ
    2 years ago
    The image shows a video game inventory screen with different food items. The text at the top reads "When your mate Oatcakes is up to his wacky antics again." Below, there is a section titled "CLASSIC OATCAKES". There are three food items: "MEDLEY BAKING CO. ASSORTED BISCUITS" with the number 4, "SCHMITZ SWEET C" with the number 2, and then "classic oatcakes" with the number 7.
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    Lostin Flowers
    2 years ago
    The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."
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  • Bluntlord
    2 years ago

    2024

    The image shows a split view of the same person. On the left, they have shorter hair, makeup and wear a green t-shirt, with the text "What are your Pronouns?" written in yellow. On the right, they are shirtless with facial hair, and text in purple that says "I'm a She/Them Titties".
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  • The Radio Demon
    2 years ago

    That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re

    The image shows a four-row table with five Hazbin Hotel characters. The table contains speech bubbles with the texts "your gay", "yea", "what about my gay?", "and you're not? Loser." and "*you're" with the third row including "*finger guns*". The first row shows Angel Dust looking unimpressed and responding with "yea" to the initial statement. The second row shows Husk looking confused and asking "what about my gay?". The third row shows Charlie using finger guns. The fourth row shows Angel Dust looking offended and responding with "and you're not? Loser.". The last row shows Alastor correcting the grammar with "*you're".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A stick figure of a child asks his dad, who is sitting at a desk in front of a monitor displaying a Bitcoin chart, "Are you winning Dad?" The dad responds with "No, pack your things, I just lost the house."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A picture of Stevie Wonder with the text "Hey, I'm Stevie Wonder, and you're watching Disney channel." There is a blue, scribbled image to the left.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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