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𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝔂𝔂

A fluffy white hamster with messy fur looks directly at the viewer. The text on the image says, "Why yes, I am a bit stressed. Why do you ask?"

Heroin Monkey

A black kitten is pictured against a white background. Text reads "Beans would like to check your vibe?" and "Do you accept?" underneath. There are two choices under the question: "Yes" and "Drone strike."

Unimportant Intelligence

yes

The image shows a meme with the text "Did you know?" and an image of the sun and the Earth in space. The text below says, "NASA has proved that distance from the sun to the Earth is equal to the distance from the Earth to the sun."

Anonymous

YES

A young girl with Down syndrome smiles and gives two thumbs up. The text above her reads: "The ONLY disability in life is a BAD ATTITUDE." and below that it says "- Scott Hamilton".

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yes

The image shows a close-up of an anime character with yellow hair and pink cheeks looking down. The text above the character reads, "When you called shotgun but the kidnapper still put you in the trunk."

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

big [fire] balls

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

A Star Wars Fan

A multi-paneled image shows a man on a panel trying to call on an actor. He starts with "Chris!" and three actors respond: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. The man then tries to specify "the muscular one," and all three actors claim the title. Finally, the man says "the one playing Peter," at which point Tom Holland raises his hand. Visibly frustrated, the man says, "Oh dang it! Not you Tom!" A final panel shows Tom Hiddleston replying, "What did I do?"

Chri5

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's Christmas Eve

The image shows a three-panel scene. In the first panel, a child says: "TONIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE." In the second panel, a man replies with: "YES, AND?" The third panel shows the man consoling the child while sitting on a bench. The text says: "AND TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS."

Anonymous

omg is that Hamilton...yes yes it is

A young man with curly blond hair is taking a selfie in the mirror, holding a red phone.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

A Minecraft villager with a big head says 'MMM YES' and 'NICE POST ABOVE ME'.

mariotime

cringe pokemon

A four panel comic showing Pikachu and Lucario arguing about who has more fans. Pikachu says, "Hey Lucario, did you know I have more fans than you? Shall we settle it then? OG for life." Lucario says, "Greetings Pikachu, you underestimate my fans. They will make sure I will prevail. Hmph yes, lets. Come to my aid fans and." At the bottom, both characters are shown with a like or a heart and shout "for me".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

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A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two sections. On the left, a man with a helmet says "Bwagahbwahbwga". On the right are various Plants vs. Zombies characters with human faces saying "yes king".

Heroin Monkey

A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"

The Banana Guy

Sadly 😢

A four-panel meme with a character looking like a child with red hair in the first and third panels and Thanos in the second and fourth panels. The first panel has the text: "Did you get a good grade on the exam you studied for?" In the second panel, Thanos replies "Yes". The third panel contains the text "What did it cost?" and the last panel contains Thanos replying "My freetime".

Anonymous

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".

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yes

The image shows two anime characters. The top character is a boy with a surprised and happy expression. The text above him says "Boys when girls reply in 3 days". The bottom character is a girl with a slightly annoyed or impatient expression. The text above her says "Girls when boys don't reply in 2 seconds".

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