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The image shows four different types of horsemen. The first one is a man with a horse's head, grilling on a barbecue. The second is a centaur. The third one is a horse with human legs, and the fourth one is a horse with the bottom of a human body. The image has text at the top that reads: “The four horsemen of horsemen”.

Why should you care

A split image. On the left is a screenshot from a video game with a character walking near a small structure that might be a doghouse. A creature that resembles a dog is running near the character. The text says: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." On the right, there is a red die with the number 1 on top. The text reads: "ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL. ME: ....".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

Heroin Monkey

A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."

Adolf Nigler

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

⯎Mia⯎

What's wrong with this picture? (Yes it's from IXL but who cares)

A coordinate system is shown, with axes labeled x and y. The x-axis goes from -5 to 5, and the y-axis from -5 to 5. The grid is filled with light blue dots.

PurplePanda

Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.

Anonymous

💖💖💖💖💖

The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

Blach66.1

Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me

A person dressed as a ghost with a white sheet and a decorated headband is walking, and a group of teenagers are standing in the background.

Daddy Cock

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The image shows two photos side by side. On the left is a close-up of a person's face distorted in a way that looks like their face is being squished. Their eyes are wide and their mouth is downturned. On the right is a person with a smile. Above these two pictures is the text, "When I accidentally switch to my front camera & I'm there like:".

kanade otonokoji

How Did this indian Know?

The image shows the Akinator guessing game with a cartoon genie-like character at the top and the text "I think of" followed by a picture of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, with the words "Monika" and "Doki Doki Literature Club" below. At the bottom are two buttons labeled 'Yes' and 'No'.

LoserIsPro

A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."

Heroin Monkey

this convo is crazy

Jake " 3 hours ago
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
amy 3 hours ago
thats cray
Jake " 3 hours ago
amy "
wow jake prolly jerks off to pics of madi
You don't know that
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
BUDDY
leo
3 hours ago
Jake "
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
i've seen her face
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
U ONLY SAW TITS
Im With Stupid 3 hours ago
wtf....
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
CAUSE OF CLEVAGE
amy " 3 hours ago
Jake "

Blach666

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Is that a trans person 11:32 pm
Das a cow
Dog human Hybrid 11:33 pm
So ye pretty much 11:33 pm ✓✓
11:33 pm
11:31 pm ✓
No lee
11:34 pm ✓
It's not your mother Edited 11:34 pm ✓
It's a dog x human hybrid 11:34 pm
Your mummy left a long time ago
11:34 pm ✓

Hey oh HEEEEY

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The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a man in a dark shirt with a light blue background. Text above him reads: "When someone says Tech Support is just googling the problem" and below him: "You just insulted my entire profession." The bottom panel shows the same man with a similar background looking a bit amused. The text reads: "But yes." The website boredpanda.com is written in small font on the lower right.

Blach666

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

big [fire] balls

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

Alastor Wade.

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

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