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Dwarf

68 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'
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    7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".
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    • Script

    6 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
    A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.
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    19 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A page from a journal entry, drawn in the style of 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid.' The narrator, Greg Heffley, writes about his brother Manny. A comic strip illustrates Manny asking for help to tie his shoes in baby talk ("I'm onwee thwee, bubby! Hewp me tie my gawddayum shoes."). Greg responds in a speech bubble ("DATS FOWR NAWT TEACHING ME HOW TWO TIE MY SHOES, YOU FUCKING PLOOPY."). Below, Greg is shown kicking Manny, who flies into a wall causing cracks. The text continues with a consequence from Mom, where she shoots Greg in both legs, breaking his kneecaps.
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    • Brit

    34 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.
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    • N word

    12 views · RapBoat · 2 years ago
    A screenshot showing a Twitter conversation and subsequent comments. A tweet, presumably from Mac Miller, says 'I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I can't keep it a secret anymore. I wrote all the hooks and bridges.' ScHoolboy Q replies '@MacMiller so your admitting u use da N WORD???'. Below this, comments discuss Mac Miller's lyrics and use of racial slurs, including the phrase 'I'm clearly a Wigger' and 'Nigga'.
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    519 views · Kattttt · 5 years ago

    Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?

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