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Hell

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.
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  • Friend

    39 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."
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  • Agent

    8 views · Wade · 2 years ago

    This is real, sorta

    A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.
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  • Repost

    1 view · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows the text "When someone reposts a meme so bad that you can literally see the account they reposted it from at the top." Below, there's a close-up of Kermit the Frog looking upward with a slightly annoyed or exasperated expression.
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  • Job

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man in a red beanie looks at the camera with a gesture, accompanied by text that reads, "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour: Now this looks like a job."
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  • Product

    6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack.  There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.
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  • Puppy

    1 view · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".
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  • Penis

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.
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  • Pregnancy

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.
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  • Pregnancy

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post that says "Me when mommy was pregnant and swallowed daddy's cummies" above an image of Spongebob Squarepants with his eyes closed and hands on his belly saying "Mmmm"
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  • Dinosaur

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."
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  • Veteran

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a bowl of Rice Krispies with milk being poured into it. Above the bowl, text reads, "when veterans start talkingg shit". There is a profile picture with Pikachu in the corner.
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  • Kink

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A pack of Twizzlers is in the background and a whip-like object made of Twizzlers is in the foreground. Text on the image reads: "When you're feeling kinky but snacky."
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  • Machine

    21 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago
    A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'
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  • Disease

    40 views · Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

    it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Spider

    13 views · The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

    true fr

    The image shows a text on the top that says: "when your taking a shower and the spider in the corner starts crawling down". The bottom image shows Elsa from Frozen with a scared face, her right hand with icy elements in the air.
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  • Social medium

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows three panels. The top panel shows three aliens with the text "Do you think humans have caught up to us yet?" on the left and "I don't know, let's take a look at their social media" on the right. The middle panel is a distorted image of a frog with a red glow and the text "When it's soup time". The bottom panel shows the same three aliens, with the text "It turns out, they have surpassed us".
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  • Student

    110 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."
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  • Step

    11 views · Chunke Monke · 2 years ago
    A drawing showing five steps to create a letter S with lines. Text above the drawing reads "2000's will never understand". Text below the drawing says "I must have missed the meeting when Step 5 happened."
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  • Child

    14 views · Bethanywoodallen20 · 2 years ago
    The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".
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