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Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".

Heroin Monkey

The image contains two parts. The upper part of the image shows the following text: "nothing is fun anymore" throwing bricks at oncoming traffic. The bottom part of the image displays a full-body picture of Mercy, a character from the game Overwatch, who has wings and flies in a landscape with a yellowish and orange color

MemeDiddler

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

Wade

That’s crazy

The image depicts Freddy Fazbear, a bear-like animatronic character with multiple eyes, next to text that reads: "I shoved my ass into a blender."

T.walk1992

A picture with two children. One child is on the ground while the other one sits on top of him and appears to be hitting him on the neck. In the bottom right corner of the image a third child smiles and gives two thumbs up. Above the children is written "first degree murder".

Wade

Filthy Lies.

A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."

Toast ツ

The image shows a black and white security camera footage of a school cafeteria with several tables and people. In the foreground, two figures are visible, one with a gun. Superimposed on the image is the cartoon figure of Mario.

Wade

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

Hgfdfrgt

British people r so dumb dang

A close-up of a cartoon character with a wide, toothy grin. Text above the character reads: "WELL AT LEAST WE CAN GO TO BLOODY MATHEMATICS CLASS WITHOUT HAVING A BLOODY SHOOTOUT." Below the image, it says: "we don't have school shootings."

Ness Plays

Meme

A green blob with pixelated sunglasses is holding a gun. The text on the image says: "I NEED A REASON OR ELSE, TREASON"

timmyy

When strict parents👍

The text on the image reads: "Jas: or shows a pic of my dead bf bc my dad snapped his neck."

Heroin Monkey

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.

Wade

True

The image shows two different clowns. The top one is a scary looking clown with red hair and a white face, yelling "YOU DISGUST ME RONALD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARY!". Below him is Ronald McDonald, with a creepy smile saying "I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU. MOTHERF***ER".

RapBoat

When you’re losing the rap battle💀

A close-up of a man's face covered in red splatters, resembling blood. The text overlaid on the image reads: "They say sticks and stones'll break your bones, I'm sticks and stones." There is a parental advisory label at the bottom right.

RapBoat

Here’s a photo of The Notorious B.I.G with his future KILLER

A photo of The Notorious B.I.G. sitting at a mixing console, with two other men. One man is behind him, with one hand on the back of his chair, and the other to his left. The photo has a slightly washed-out and vintage feel.

Toast ツ

A four-panel cartoon meme. In the first panel, a person is sitting at a computer, looking at a video game box with an expression of curiosity and asking "What's that?". The second panel shows a person putting the game into a console. The third panel indicates that the next panel takes place "2 HOURS LATER". The fourth panel depicts an amateur surveillance camera capture of a public setting where someone is shooting a firearm at another person.

blach66

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man smiling with the text "I mugged someone." The second panel shows the same man with a shocked expression and the text "That someone was your wife."

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