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Adolf Nigler

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Ness Plays

New version of Nintondo 4DS

A red box for the fictional Nintondo 4DS console, a hand drawn and misspelled “comes with pikemen 4D” is written on the top of the box. A drawing of Pikmin is added to the console.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Heroin Monkey

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a grid of nine photos. Each photo shows a person who is made to look like a celebrity and has a name similar to that of the celebrity. The top row features "Pů Ting," resembling Vladimir Putin, "Yi Long Musk," resembling Elon Musk, and "Di Nhi Rho," resembling Robert De Niro. The second row showcases "Zhorxe Bus," resembling George Bush, "Wok," resembling Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and "Yuan-i Diệph," resembling Johnny Depp. The bottom row presents "Yin Di Zhêl," resembling Vin Diesel, "Bhra Di Pitth," resembling Brad Pitt, and "Zhong Xina," resembling John Cena.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a post that reads: "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK." Below is a still from the movie showing a group of people dressed as Death Eaters in black robes and pointed hats.

Anonymous

A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

The image shows a meme featuring two panels. The upper panel shows Winnie the Pooh with an awkward expression and prominent teeth, accompanied by the text "Worstjokesever.com light mode." The lower panel depicts Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo, smiling confidently, with the text "Worstjokesever.com dark mode."

MEME LORD

A screenshot of the Google Chrome app page in an app store. It says "FREAKY Chrome" at the top and has an update button. It is rated 4.6 with one million ratings. The age is labeled 18+ and the chart position is #2 in utilities. Under 'What's New' it says: "got a freaky update... just for you. install it for a good time. - added Freaky Spongebob." There are 4 eyes placed next to the app name. There is also a tongue emoji next to the age.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

Thoughtless

The image is split into two frames. The upper frame shows a man with a brown jacket saying: "Wow! This is rare. Both versions of Michael Jackson". The lower frame shows two individuals sitting in a cafeteria.

AG3.0

An image from the game Minecraft shows a structure built with dark blocks. The text on the image says "minecraft but in german version".

Anonymous

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Chri5

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."