New Try Memes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Pajama

11 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.

Time

31 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

Teacher

38 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol so true

A meme featuring Shrek with a slightly disgusted and amused face, captioned: "When the teacher is yelling at someone and you try not to laugh."

Vibrator

67 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

When you put the highest setting in the vibrator

A painting of a person with their eyes rolled back and mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator".

Dance

13 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Pov me tryna dance:

A baby wearing a diaper is standing on sand, with arms bent and hands out, looking like he is struggling to move.

Phone

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Shocker

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a phone lock screen with the text "This person tried to unlock your phone at 03:37". The person is a drawing of a taco. The second panel shows a grey microphone looking shocked at a pink hand soap dispenser who is holding a phone. The soap dispenser has three dots in a speech bubble above it.

Wheel

532 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Masturbation

232 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.

Year

7 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

Work

12 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

so true lol

The image shows two Kermit the Frog characters. The left one is facing forward with big eyes and is labeled "ME TRYING TO WORK". The other one is in a hooded cloak and is labeled "MY FRIENDS".

Work

11 views · King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows two Kermit the Frog puppets. The first one on the left side has normal eyes and green skin with the text "ME TRYING TO WORK" above it. The other one on the right side is wearing a dark hood that covers most of the face. Below the puppet is the text "MY FRIENDS".

Dinosaur

33 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Boomer

22 views · Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

The image consists of three panels featuring Yoda and Grogu. The top panel shows Yoda saying, "Do or do not, there is no try." The middle panel shows Grogu with the text "Boomer, ok." The bottom panel shows Yoda saying, "Listen here you little s**t."

Test

68 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows a collage with two panels. The top panel has a picture of a crying cat with the text "Me nervously clicking my pen during the test." The bottom panel has two identical pictures of a red monkey looking sideways with the text "That one guy in the class who knows Morse trying to understand why I want to invade Cuba."

Soul

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Always me when I “try” to make conversation :

A cartoon drawing shows a smiling taco with a green top holding a brown, bell-shaped figure with a sad face. Above them the text "Imma eat ur soul" is written.

JFK

113 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

sus

The image is a black and white picture of John F. Kennedy with text overlay that reads: "MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION IS THE JFK. I SPLATTER ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE SCREAMS AND TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE CAR."

North Korea

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

Parent

17 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

Ray

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me at school every day

An image of Barney, the purple dinosaur, looking angry and holding a yellow ball. The text overlay reads: "When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you".

Number

16 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."