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A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

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A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

Face mcshooty

A woman is in a video game. The text reads: "Me in the marvel rivals universe trying to pull the beads out of Luna show 🍑 hole but icy dookie chips keeps tugging me."

Face mcshooty

A person sits in a green room. The meme text says: "7 year old me staring at my controller trying to find L3."

Heroin Monkey

Megamind says that there is no point trying to escape, as he attached a car battery to the testicles.

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A digital painting of a woman with a very high hairline and a somber expression. The text above the image says "Me trying to get my hairline back to where it used to be."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two combined tweets. The first tweet features a photo of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos, along with the text "Ay, Tone. What kinda death camp has a divin' team?" The second tweet reads, "A million Jews drowned trying to get the pennies the Nazis had glued to the bottom of the pool."

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A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Face mcshooty

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

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A tweet showing the text "twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes" followed by the word "WE AGREE" in a speech bubble over a collage of images of JD Vance.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

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A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Heroin Monkey

The left side shows an iPhone screen that says "Face ID, Try Again. Try Face ID Again." The right side is a photo of a man with a distorted, square-shaped face, resembling a Minecraft character. He has blocky features, including a square head, eyes, and mouth.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

A Star Wars Fan

An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."

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The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

Why should you care

The image shows two side-by-side photos. The left one shows a cartoon of a bee with wide eyes looking directly at the viewer, and above it is written, 'what my cat sees when she opens her eyes midnap'. The right image is a cat mostly submerged in the snow, only part of its head and tail visible. Above this photo is written, 'me trying to get through life'.

Why should you care

know what man would I be without some FNAF memes

The image shows three different poses of a yellow bear character with a purple hat, likely Freddy from the game FNaF. In each pose, the bear is positioned against a green background, with the bear standing in slightly different positions, holding a microphone. The text below the bear figures says "Trying to explain FNaF like:".

Heroin Monkey

A digital painting depicting a man lying wounded on the ground in front of a burning landscape with a medieval castle in the background. The text above reads: "6 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry rainbow unicorn toothpaste."

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