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MATTIX

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

MATTIX

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a red Ferrari speeding down the road with the caption "I can go fast." The second panel shows a Jeep Wrangler driving through a shallow riverbed with the caption "I can go everywhere." The third panel shows a silver Mitsubishi Lancer and a blue Subaru Impreza jumping over a small hill with the caption "B*tch please... We can do both."

MATTIX

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

MATTIX

The image displays a collage of four different Nissan Skyline car models: R32 (gray), R33 (silver), R34 (blue), and R35 (gray). The text "Which one's your favorite?" is at the top.

MATTIX

The image shows two cars and the text "If your car doesn't scare you a little, it's not fast enough." The top picture shows a red sports car with smoke coming from the tires. The bottom picture shows a small red car on two wheels.

MATTIX

A photo shows a modified red and yellow Smart car with tank tracks instead of wheels on a street. A small, child-sized car toy is strapped to the roof. A black car is parked in the left lane next to the Smart car. The picture is captioned 'In the wild 😜'.

Peter griffin on meth

Do it

The image shows a white car with its rear end facing the viewer and smoke coming from the tires. The text overlay reads "SMOKE TIRES" at the top and "NOT DRUGS" at the bottom.

MATTIX

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a red Tesla car parked on a concrete surface. The bottom part shows a picture of two men looking at each other smiling.

MATTIX

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

MATTIX

Teslas suck

A meme with the text "Electric" and "Diesel" at the top, with a blue Tesla under the "Electric" heading and a yellow diesel car under the "Diesel" heading. Below each car, the text "Ingredients:" is displayed. There is a page of text underneath the Tesla and a magenta creature underneath the diesel.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a smiling couple in a car, with the woman saying "I wanna feel like a princess" and the man responding with "Say no more" in speech bubbles. The bottom panel shows a car crashed into a wall.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A man is shown walking in the air, right above a wall. In the background there's a bicycle, trees, and buildings, and a blue traffic sign with a walking figure and a bike on it.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong sitting side by side in a car. Above them, the text reads, "Jacqueline Kennedy and the Secret Service driving to the nearest car wash."

Labradorian

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon of Thomas the Tank Engine with a human-like body with arms and legs, positioned as if crawling away. The text above reads: "IT WAS TIME FOR THOMAS TO LEAVE."

Anonymous

I love life

A group of people are sitting on the ground in a grassy area, with trees in the background. The text overlayed reads: "Got stranded on the highway."

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