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Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Heroin Monkey

Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."

Heroin Monkey

A bright yellow frog swims in water. The frog is seen from the side with its arms sticking out of the water. Text overlayed on the image says "FUCK". Comments under the image say "Aw, come on, that's merely a fuckling" and "could be a dog".

Heroin Monkey

In a shot with a wide, eye-level perspective, a man is pictured with a stern look. He is wearing a gray T-shirt and horizontally striped blue and white shorts. His left arm is held out to his side with the hand bent down while his right arm is extended to his right. In the background is a tiled floor and a light brown wooden cabinet on a wall that slopes inward from right to left. The text above the man reads: "POV: Kanye West gifting Bianca a new outfit."

TaylorSwiftBoat

A man with a confused expression looks up and to the right. Above him is the text "Chamillionaire - Always been about them horizontal lines through them S's, that's a dollar sign...", and below him, in a large font, is the text "BUT THOSE LINES ARE VERTICAL $".

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A cat is pictured with its mouth open as though it is laughing. The text reads, "Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny."

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A meme featuring two muscular arms of different skin colors (one brown, one white) clasped together. Text above the arms reads "Cybertruck owners can't get them wet." Text below the arms identifies the arm on the left as "their car" and the arm on the right as "women."

Anonymous

A two-panel comic shows a large pig telling a smaller pig, "Your father is rolling in his grave!" The bottom panel shows a hot dog roller with a single hot dog and condiments next to it.

Willy b

The image shows a bowl of alphabet soup. Above the bowl, the text reads "JOE BIDEN". Below the bowl, the text reads "HAS RELEASED A STATEMENT". Below all that, the text reads "so True!"

Anonymous

Two-panel image with the text "WHAT IF WE KISSED" above a photo of a small toy toad hanging from a red ribbon, and "UNDER THE MISSILE TOAD" below a close up photo of the toy toad with a toy missile strapped to its back, hanging from a red ribbon.

Anonymous

A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."

A Star Wars Fan

This is a cat, what did you think?

An image shows what appears to be a cat's nose and mouth area, along with two eyes. The coloring and shapes create an optical illusion resembling male genitalia.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme with a panel of text above an image. The text reads: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing My brain:". The image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's head and arms photoshopped onto a Croc shoe wearing a gold chain.

Heroin Monkey

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

Your local comrade

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Anonymous

A baseball player at bat next to the text "Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme with three panels featuring Thanos. In the first panel, Thor is grabbing Thanos by the head. In the second panel, someone is using a spoon to force-feed Thanos peas. In the third panel, Thanos has the face of Shaquille O'Neal.

Anonymous

A cat stands in a room with light shining on it, and a rainbow effect is cast across the floor. Text reads "Charging special attack... Loading..."

A Star Wars Fan

A cartoon image split into two panels, featuring Tom the cat from "Tom and Jerry." In the first panel, Tom cautiously approaches a small, indecipherable object. Text above him reads "Superhero Movies," while text above the object reads "Advanced technology they can't explain." In the second panel, Tom confidently gestures towards the object, with text above him still reading "Superhero Movies," and text near him stating "Nanotech."

Heroin Monkey

squint your eyes

A picture shows six cats. Text: squint your eyes.

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