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Abortion

Willy b · 2 months ago

The image shows Robert Stack, the host of the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries", standing in a dark, atmospheric alleyway wearing a brown trench coat. Large white impact-font text at the top reads "TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES" and the bottom text reads "HOW YOU MANAGED TO DODGE A COAT HANGER FOR 9 MONTHS".

Semen

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

Geopolitics

what’s dudeese · 4 months ago

A screenshot of an iMessage conversation. The timestamp says Today 4:39 PM. Messages on the left are accompanied by the flag of Venezuela and say, "we're short staffed for tonight" and "we could use some extra help". The first set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Russia and say, "damn thats crazy" and "goodluck tho". The second set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Iran and say, "yeah i bet" and "goodluck man".

Jazz

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A meme supreme

A shopping cart is filled with three vinyl copies of John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", a box of white Monster Energy drinks, and a bag of Chile Limón Doritos. A text box at the top says "I'm getting so fucked up tonight".

Friendship

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Phone

HELLO1 · 1 year ago

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Bro

Anonymous · 1 year ago

when bro says we doing it to night

A picture of Mike Wazowski with a concerned look, overlaid with the text "When bro says we doing it tonight."

Phone

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Count dooku

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Thanos

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A split image. The top half shows a woman on TV saying, "And then, he grabbed me by the neck." The bottom half shows Thanos with a shocked expression and the caption "Impossible."

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Lgbt

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

Dinner

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago

My dinner tonight🤤

A fish is covered with chocolate syrup, and the text above reads 'Le Fische au chocolat'.

Touch

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A brown, knitted doll figure, Sackboy, stands with arms out. Text says, "You're getting touched tonight!" Hot air balloons float in the background.

Pussy

Flappy. · 2 years ago

The image depicts a wedding photo of a couple kissing. In the foreground, there's a cat wearing a bowtie with a speech bubble containing an surprised emoji, and above the couple, there's a speech bubble saying 'I'll eat your pussy tonight!'

Water

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

Goofy ahh melly

The image shows a close-up of the rapper ynwmelly, who is smiling and pointing to his grill. Below the image, it says "34,954 likes", followed by the text: "ynwmelly Water it's that young new wave tonight Album drops at midnight. View all 417 comments _ynwbslime 3 hours ago".

Cremation

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A selfie of an older man with glasses and a mustache smiling. Behind him is a wood burning stove with a fire burning inside. The text overlay says, "Sad one tonight boys, just cremated Barry."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.

Loser

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man is sitting on a plane. The text says, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Loser

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man is shown in selfie-style, sitting in an airplane seat. The text reads, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

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