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Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

Heroin Monkey

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

ADHD autist

Cute

A baby with a pacifier is looking around a corner.

ADHD autist

My brother

A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.

Daddy dick

BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.