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Toaster Memes

TechPriestGotDrip

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

TechPriestGotDrip

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

TechPriestGotDrip

Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".

Heroin Monkey

A box of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts, frosted mac & cheese flavor. It is a blue box that says "Value Pack 16". There are two Pop-Tarts on the box and also a small bowl of mac and cheese.

Heroin Monkey

A white toaster with anime-style eyes and mouth drawn on it. Above the drawing, the text 'P-put it in me senpai...' is written.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a message request from the user "Local_toaster_fucker" saying "Check your toaster." The options are to accept or ignore the request.

Anonymous

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor 'Garlic Bread with melted cheese'. The package shows an image of a Pop-Tart that is made of garlic bread. On the right is a red section advertising the cereal Krave. The text also includes 'garlic bread memes'. The box indicates 8 toaster pastries.

TechPriestGotDrip

The TRICKSTER

The image shows a character labeled "The Trickster" from a video game or fantasy setting. Above this character, text reads, "When you identify as a toaster so you can get in a bath with an emo girl."

TechPriestGotDrip

the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)

A four-slot toaster with two sets of controls. The toaster is silver with white accents and is placed on a white background.

TechPriestGotDrip

my girlfriend (she's shy)

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a close-up of someone's legs submerged in water, with the text "taking a relaxing bath." written above and "justgirlythings" underneath. The bottom panel shows a black and white image of a man in a bathtub holding a toaster with a coffee mug and a dog nearby. The visual contrast between the two pictures creates a humorous effect.

TechPriestGotDrip

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

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