New This Memes - Page 34 - Worst Jokes Ever

A flirting tip for the boys

A still from the animated movie Frozen shows Anna looking at a man in a ridiculous posture and the text "DON'T DO THIS IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL".

for real

A man in a red hoodie, MrBeast, stands in front of a staircase leading down into a basement. The text on the image says "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

EASY .... pass pass and no

A minion stands next to the text: "Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with 'Yes' or 'No'. 1. I don't have a brain. 2. I don't have sense. 3. I am stupid."

i should say this

A Minion is holding a book, looking slightly annoyed. The text above reads: "Dear Maths Teacher, I am tired of finding your 'x', just move on buddy, she's gone.."

dont say this to my jokes .. OK

A yellow minion with large goggles looks confused with an open mouth and the text "Whaaaat?" written next to it. Above the minion, the text reads "When everyone else gets the joke and I'm just sitting there like".

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

A sad-looking minion is standing to the right. The text to the left reads: SAYING "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO RE-EXPLAIN THE WHOLE STORY.

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

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Music days be like:

The image shows two cartoon characters, Elsa and Anna from the movie Frozen. Elsa on the left is frowning with a slightly disgusted expression. There is text above her head: "My grandma, who has taught music for 36 years, listening to my sister's 5th grade orchestra concert". Anna on the right looks indifferent and has the text above her head: "My dad, who has no musical talent, thinking this concert is pretty good".

You should buy this game now.

The image shows a Connect Four game box with the text "Connect Four The Original Vertical In-a-Row Checkers Game". The game board has been filled with the cartoon character four. Several additional fours are scattered across the game board, table, and in the air.

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

THIS IS ME

A person wearing a dark hoodie and a ring with a butterfly is covering their face. The text "THIS IS ME" is not visible in the image. The person's eyes are covered with a black line.

I DYED MY HAIR IN THIS PIC

A person with medium-length brown hair is taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with white walls and a gray tiled floor. They are wearing a dark jacket or coat and are holding a phone in their right hand. The person's face is partially covered by their phone.

THIS IS ME IM IN SCHOOL

A person is taking a mirror selfie in a school bathroom. The person is wearing dark clothes.