New This Memes - Page 35 - Worst Jokes Ever

Student

17 views · User 👍 · 2 years ago

I'm the third one 😅

The image shows three different characters from the movie Harry Potter with labels underneath describing their reactions during a final examination. The text on the image says "Three types of students during finals. OH, I KNOW THIS. I MUST REMEMBER SOMETHING. WHAT."

Situation

23 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

It's ALWAYS like this

The image shows a three-row grid. On the left, a monkey has an increasingly confused expression. On the right, there is a blackboard where a person is writing a simple math equation '2+2=4', then there is an image of rain, then finally there is another blackboard with many math equations.

Hand

99 views · User 👍 · 2 years ago

Who got it?

The image shows four images on the left side. The first one shows two closed fists next to each other. The second one shows two hands clapping. The third and fourth images show a Nintendo Wii game console and Will Smith, respectively. On the right side, there is an identical game console and a picture of Will Smith. At the bottom are pictures of Will Smith and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. The last picture shows a fist pointing towards the viewer. Text above reads: "Only true music fans will get this".

Existence

2 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Really, SimSimi? Really?

A screenshot of a chat conversation. The user asks "Do we exist?", "Do I exist?" and "Does this person writing this question exist?". SimSimi replies with "I don't know? =P", "I do" and "Is". The user adds "Oh, come on! Are you serious?"

Floor

27 views · daz_potato · 2 years ago

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Chat

1 view · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:

A chat conversation with yellow speech bubbles on the left containing the text "Hello" and "I'm fine, Thanks!!" and a dark speech bubble on the right with the text "Do you exist?". There is also a text input box.

Existence

2 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Present

22 views · Cocel 😮💨 · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Friend

11 views · garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

hahahahaha this looks like my freind from the pub jamal xx

An orangutan is sitting with its legs spread, looking into the camera.

Romanian

5 views · garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

found this xx

The image contains the text: "If you drop a wallet to the ground, who's gonna reach it first?" Below the question are two columns. The left column shows a picture of bacteria with the text "Bacteria" below it. The right column contains a picture of a man, with the text "Romanian" below it.

Rizz

19 views · Rizzey rizz face · 2 years ago

Damn

A cartoon image shows a woman in a black catsuit carrying a green-haired man in her arms. The text above the image reads, "this mf Ferb, had unspoken rizz."

Action

3 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?

The image shows a collection of different colored shapes arranged in rows and columns with a total of 1945 written in the bottom right corner.

Reference

5 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

When i was watching south park, this what happens...

A still from South Park, with a character dressed as Freddy Fazbear holding a severed hand, and the text "THE BITE OF 87 REFERENCE". Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski are standing in the foreground, looking worried.

Pattern

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

I like this one…

An abstract pattern of colorful swirling lines on a black background. The lines create a spiral effect, giving a sense of depth and movement.

Dice

1 view · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get (again)

Two orange dice are displayed, one showing '4' and the other '20'. The total is '24'. Below the dice, there is a button with the text 'Roll'.

Meth

14 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

A meth and fetta meme!

The image is split into two parts. The left side shows a pile of meth crystals. The right side shows a block of feta cheese with some crumbles. The text above the images says "THIS IS A", and the text below says "METH AND FETA MEME".

Pixel

1 view · Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

Hi this is me

A pixelated image of a possum with a pink and white background. The possum is light pink with black eyes, a gray ear, and yellow teeth. It has a gray body, a blue and pink tail. The image has a retro, pixel-art style.

Dice

30 views · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Depression

34 views · blach66 · 2 years ago

The image shows an advertisement for an "Autism Test" by FREEQUIZGAMES. The ad features a rainbow-colored infinity symbol made of circles, and a blue "START TEST" button below it. Above the image is the text "Seeing this advert just took me out of my depression."

Grade

24 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

me

The image is a four-panel grid of the same person, a child, making different expressions of annoyance and frustration. Above the images, the text reads, "Me: I really want to try hard and get good grades this term. Teacher: Please read pages 45-51. Me:".