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Heroin Monkey

The image shows three Toads from the Mario universe with different color schemes and a skull symbol on their heads. The text below describes them as the "Ohio Skibidi Gyat Toad" who can "rizz" Mario.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Salad

A small white kitten with black spots is being held by pink kitchen tongs. The text above the image reads: "dad!" and below "Why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs?!" A blue text box in the corner says "salad"

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Heroin Monkey

A still from an animated movie. A man is shown with a suspicious look on his face, while a woman is standing behind him reading a book. Text at the bottom reads, "Those chickens are up to something. 10 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True."

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

Heroin Monkey

On the left side of the image, a group of people is sitting around a large dinner table. On the right side, a doge is wearing a black t-shirt that reads "50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain?!"

Yuri

My honest reaction to that information

An image of a distorted yellow face against a black background. The text "my honest reaction" is superimposed at the top.

Anonymous

<33

The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.

Anonymous

A photo shows the face of a tabby cat. Above the cat are text messages that say, "I never cheated on you" and "I love you babe." Below the cat is a text message that says, "I didn't mean to send that."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

A meme shows a tweet stating "According to Kanye, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches & according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, this means that one good girl is worth $8.33" followed by a table calculating the value of one good girl. The table shows: 1 good girl = 1000 bitches; 12 bitches = $0.10; 1 bitch = $0.0083; 1 good girl = 1000 bitches x $0.0083 1/bitches; 1 good girl = $8.33.

Wade

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Always that kid :

The image shows several cartoon objects with faces standing side by side in front of a mountainous landscape. The objects, from left to right, are a microphone, a baseball, a knife, a test tube with green liquid, a yellow lightbulb with an eye patch, and a suitcase. A red fan lies on the ground to the left of the microphone. The text above the objects says, "when somebody in class makes an unfunny joke with enthusiasm."

Wade

I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”

A post on a social media platform with the title "Normal" and an emoji of a waste bin. There are two comments below. One user named Lex suggests that there is no normal, only a majority. The second user named A Wild Bean suggests that bisexuality is the human default.

Cosmo the Intern

POLITICS NOV 19, 2024 74 Views: 26,510
Republican Congressmen Worried
Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies
Awkward
WASHINTON, D.C. - Multiple Republican senators and representatives
expressed worry that adding trans members to Congress would make
their monthly coke...

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