New That Memes - Page 36 - Worst Jokes Ever

Drug

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

Cheat

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Comparison

ur mommy · 3 years ago

ur mommmy

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel features a woman with pink lighting, and the top right panel shows another woman with filters on her face. The bottom left panel shows a young man in a football uniform, and the bottom right panel shows another young man wearing an Adidas T-shirt.

Friend

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush don´t like her back.

A person with black painted eyebrows, eyelashes, and lips. There is no text on the image.

Coffee Shop

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

They knew what they were doing

Sprite

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Idk

An alligator lies on the ground, with a McDonald's Sprite cup lodged against its back end. Text overlay says "That McDonald's sprite got his ass".

Class

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 3 years ago

Like if this is you lmfao

The image shows a meme. The text reads 'Walking past a class that your friend is in.' A man is looking through a window.

Deku

AnimeGuy · 3 years ago

Deku be like:

A four-panel cartoon shows three characters from My Hero Academia. In the first panel, a man with glasses is yelling, "HE MADE DEKU CRY!" In the second, a girl with brown hair exclaims, "DEKU ALWAYS CRIES!" In the third panel, Deku looks surprised and says, "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" The last panel shows Deku crying and saying, "HE CRIES!"

Room

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...

A cartoon shows a Christmas tree in a room and next to it is a fish tank containing two starfish. A speech bubble coming from the fish tank says "Now, that's gotta hurt..."

Hamilton

Anonymous · 3 years ago

omg is that Hamilton...yes yes it is

A young man with curly blond hair is taking a selfie in the mirror, holding a red phone.

Bro

Kamui_JAMAL · 3 years ago

Bro got that light skin stare 🥴

A close up shot of a young boy with light skin and short, dark hair looking into the camera.

Christmas

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

Lego

Bozo · 3 years ago

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Weekend

kiribaku · 3 years ago

when the weekend goes by to fast

A white cat sits upright with its arms out to the side. The text on the image says, "AND JUST LIKE THAT *POOF* WEEKEND. GONE."

Teacher

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

me every day

A cartoon image of Spongebob looking bored, holding a pencil and a notepad. The text on the image says, "When your teacher walks by so you pretend that you're working."

Mom

fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

Def all moms lol

A woman is winking with a wide open mouth. The text overlay says: "My mom after telling the waitress that her 6'0" son is "12 and Under"."

Symptom

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

- .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .. ... / -. . ...- . .-. / .- / -. . ...- . .-. -....- . -. -.. .. -. --. / .... . .-.. .-.. / .... --- .-.. .

A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Friend

Hollow Knight Is Great · 3 years ago

Off brand Hollow Knight

The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".

Selfie

ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ · 3 years ago

thats me

A man with spiky hair and a neutral expression is facing the camera. He stands against a background of posters and papers on a blue wall.