New That Memes - Page 34 - Worst Jokes Ever

Character

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

I cried on this GIF

An image shows a blue cartoon character that looks like the number four with an angry expression. The text above says, "THAT'S IT" and the text below says "I'M TURNING GRASSY TO BAD PIGGIES BUILD."

Netflix

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Context

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

How?

An image shows a truck suspended in the air, caught on power lines. Two people are watching the truck from below. Text on the image: Images That Require More Context. 2:35 PM Apr 19, 2022. boredpanda.com

Crush

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Megamind

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

lol

A picture of Megamind with a harness. The text reads "THAT'S IT. I AM GOING MEGAMIND SEXY."

Coffee

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

looks right

Number

GG Miller · 3 years ago

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Girl

GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Gun

GG Miller · 3 years ago

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

Class

GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Obesity

GG Miller · 3 years ago

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

Friend

GG Miller · 3 years ago

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

Extraterrestrial

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

A possessed boi or math?

The image is a meme with two panels. The left panel shows a blue, four-limbed, cartoonish figure, described as "An extraterrestrial being, that can take on many forms, with infinite power, that can make anyone go absolutely deaf." The right panel shows a simple math equation written in a child-like scrawl: "4 x 0 = 0", labeled as "A 3rd grade math equation."

Skill

GG Miller · 3 years ago

NLE CHOPPA young but skilled, and that's fact's

A portrait of NLE Choppa. He is smiling and wears multiple diamond chains and a "NLE" tattoo on his neck.

Avocado

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Secret

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

T Rex

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Technology

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."