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Face mc shooty

A man stands in front of a mirror. The text reads, "I'm like Moonknight but neither of my personalities got game."

Lil’ bro

Patrick Star from *Spongebob* with a surprised facial expression, mouth open, eyes wide.

Heroin Monkey

A screen showing the title card for "Invisible" on Disney+, with the text "dawg this show lowkey buns when does Omni-Man show up."

Lil’ bro

A cartoon character, Dora the Explorer, is shown with brown, wavy hair and diamond earrings. She is fair-skinned and has a sly grin on her face. She's wearing a pink shirt and a purple backpack.

Heroin Monkey

An image of Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" standing in hell. The text reads: "Hazbin Hotel" fans when they go to hell and- Holy shit, Brian, "Family Guy".

Heroin Monkey

A muscular man stands waist-deep in clear water. Text overlay reads, "teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds."

Lil’ bro

What I mean when I say in about to crash out

An image of Spongebob Squarepants with a distorted and exhausted expression is shown. The text on the image reads: "What I mean when I say I'm about to crash out."

Lil’ bro

A collage of different Krabby Patty images from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. In the center of the image is a Krabby Patty with the text "Krabby Patty" below it.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring Dr. House with a wall of pill bottles in the background. The text reads: "Slur? I think you'll find I pronounced it very clearly."

Heroin Monkey

Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two characters from the TV show Breaking Bad, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, in their lab coats, presumably cooking meth. Above them is the text "how Michael Jordan's parents felt naming there child after a Fortnite shoe".

DIANEE

I'M NOT

A cartoon depicting Daenerys Targaryen and her three dragons. Two of the dragons are collared. A black dragon with a red sack slung across its shoulders confronts the group, exclaiming, "What are you doing this to meee? I am out of here, you're not even my real mom!"

Thoughtless

The image shows four panels from the cartoon "Family Guy." In the upper left panel, a pair of black-gloved hands holds a sign that says, "WE HAVE YOUR SON." In the upper right, Peter and Lois Griffin are looking at a wall of television screens, and there is a caption on the panel that says, "Meg's our daughter." In the lower-left panel, three figures in black ski masks are shown with Meg. In the lower right, black-gloved hands hold up a sign that says, "REALLY?"

Lil’ bro

A collage of different images of the character Bandit Heeler from the cartoon "Bluey". Several images show Bandit in various poses. Some images have text on them, for example "BANDIT HEELER", "DAD", and "The Blueyfather".

Lil’ bro

Heroin Monkey

A still from a television program showing two muppets. Grover wears a blond wig and a brown jacket, while the other one is blue with a brown wig. The text says: "Grover mocks Mr. Johnson by dressing up as his dead wife."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "Let's take a moment and appreciate Kelly Nelson for her underrated hard work in Breaking Bad" above a list of crew members with the line "Hair Stylist: Kelly Nelson" circled in red. Below the text is a collage of bald characters from the show 'Breaking Bad'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.

big [fire] balls

The image shows two panels of Perry the Platypus with a surprised expression. The top panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming agent P for the 1st time" and the bottom panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming Agent P for 42069th time."

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