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Swallow Memes

shaylie lol

SpongeBob has a disgusted look on his face. The text above him says, "When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't go down and now its dissolving in your mouth."

Heroin Monkey

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

shaylie lol

A picture of a cat with wide eyes and red pupils and mouth open. The image text says, "*swallows the wrong way* Me (for the next 7 minutes):"

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a news headline stating "Hippo swallows 2-year-old whole, then spits him out alive," followed by an image of a hippo with the text "My bad bro" and an image of a Wojak baby with the text "All good."

✨Jassy✨

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Why should you care

is this true for anybody else

The image shows a pale, stylized 3D rendering of a man's upper body, with a glowing orange-yellow area in his chest. The text at the top reads "WHEN YOU SWALLOW LAVA".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter post that says "Me when mommy was pregnant and swallowed daddy's cummies" above an image of Spongebob Squarepants with his eyes closed and hands on his belly saying "Mmmm"