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62 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.
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    • Poem

    35 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.
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    • Ice Spice

    4 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago
    A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"
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    • Oops

    41 views · Wade · 2 years ago

    Ignore the dumbass watermark

    The image shows three panels. The first one shows Mr. Incredible smiling, with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Teacher" above him. The second panel shows Mr. Incredible in a darker tone and more serious expression with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Surgeon" above him. The third panel shows Mr. Incredible in a completely black tone, with just his eyes, nose, mouth and ear visible, and the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Nuclear Physicist" above him.
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    • Knife

    25 views · Nobody666 · 2 years ago

    Me: *licks knife* other surgeons

    The image shows a surprised Pikachu face.
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    • Patient

    26 views · Ohio-Chan · 3 years ago

    I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

    A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.
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