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The image shows a warrior looking defeated after waking up from a dream, accompanied by the text "POV: You wake up from a dream where you had everything..."

Adolf Nigler

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Heroin Monkey

A surreal image features Barack Obama offering a blue pill, set against a backdrop of drones, news logos, and matrix code.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a chess board with the flags of the United States and the United Kingdom at the top and bottom. The chess pieces on the top half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United States. The chess pieces on the bottom half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United Kingdom.

Heroin Monkey

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Adolf Nigler

A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.

MATTIX

A white car is parked on an asphalt road on a sunny day. The car has a large engine. The image's text reads, "Stealth... Texas Style."

Adolf Nigler

Kids grow up/ to be really dumb/ through California Education.

The image shows a pool filled with reddish-orange liquid, possibly lava, with a blue ocean in the background. The pool is surrounded by a light brown wooden border.

Adolf Nigler

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Adolf Nigler

A line graph compares the search interest over time for Google Classroom and ChatGPT. ChatGPT (red line) has higher interest than Google Classroom (blue line).

big [fire] balls

The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon of Joe Biden is at a podium with a sign that reads "State of the Union". He's saying, "I'm going to go to freddy fnaf pizzeria."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that says, "America so weirdddd, what u mean u live in Massivehugetits."

Jazzy💕

Me bitchhhhhhhhh

A young boy with brown hair smirks slightly at the camera with the caption "guess who's feeling extra emotionally unstable today"

tabs1528

A four-panel comic with crudely drawn countryballs representing Poland and Russia. In the first panel, Poland is outside a door, calling, "Russia, be come here." In the second panel, Russia peeks out from behind the door and asks, "What is want, Polan?" In the third panel, Poland says, "Russia am trick!" and Russia yells "BLYAT!!!" while turning red and expanding. In the final panel, a Soviet Union countryball emerges from behind the door, laughing, "XaXaXa!!! Polan cannot into the trick Rossiya. OH KURWA!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says "Wish I lacked critical thinking skills, y'all seem so happy."

Ant boi

Well the north east is doing something right

A map of the United States shows "food deserts" in orange, and areas that are not "food deserts" in blue. The map key indicates that "food deserts" refer to Low-Access and Low-Income Census Tracts. The title of the map is "MAPPING FOOD DESERTS IN THE UNITED STATES." Text at the left reads "Food Deserts in America (2010)."

Anonymous

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

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