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D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S · 4 months ago

    • an average day in the dandy's world kitchen :D

    A low-resolution drawing featuring characters from the Roblox game Dandy's World. Shrimpo, a red character with green spikes, is depicted aggressively wielding a red stand mixer. To the right, another toon character with brown coloring and wide eyes looks on with a panicked expression. A watermark for Lemon8 and the handle @tikher1 is visible in the bottom left.
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    • Spongebob squarepants

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    • A yellow, porous, rectangular cartoon character, resembling Spongebob Squarepants, is depicted with a surprised or shocked expression, mouth wide open, and eyes closed, appearing to lie down. Above the character, white text reads: "dam splotch cob got da hair ike fart shrimp sun".
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    • Dish

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A picture shows a plate of Cajun shrimp boulettes next to a picture of Andrew Tate. Red circles highlight "boulettes" and Tate.
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    • Fire

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."
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    • Cat

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."
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    • Carrot

    Asian Kid 清冲吸我的鸡鸡 · 2 years ago

    • TRY MAI DERICOUS FRY RICE

    A bowl of shrimp fried rice is displayed on a wooden surface. The text "TRY MAI DERICOUS FRY RICE" is overlaid on the image.
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    • Shrimp

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • 1) buy a lobster [deleted] by My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find a woman laying on the bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue. After 3 days of investigation, they figured out what happened. Long story short, she bought a lobster from the market. In the market, they feed the lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This woman brings the lobster home, inserts the lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter and puts the flame towards the lobster's head, so the lobster will frantically start shaking his tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from burning his head too long, the lobster, being dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This woman then goes to pee and sees live baby shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks out, falls, and cracks her head open on the bathtub and dies. it happened in Chicago in 2001 ? --- 14 1) wait for horny Chicago 2001 "Lobster Love" Incident
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    • Posture

    Chei · 2 years ago

    • Shrimp posture

    The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".
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