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Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a green rubber duck with the face of Shrek, sitting on a small blue pond with two brown ducks. Below the duck is the text "SHRUCK".

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Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

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Shmebulock

The image is a six-panel grid. The top left panel shows Fiona from Shrek saying "SHREK!" The top right panel shows Shrek saying "FIONA!" The middle left panel shows King Harold saying "FIONA!" The middle right panel shows Fiona saying "MOM!" The bottom left panel shows the Queen saying "HAROLD!" The bottom right panel shows Shmebulock from Gravity Falls saying "SHMEBULOCK!"

opal💫

A green ogre with large ears and a goofy smile gives a thumbs up. The words "Shrek Approved" are written above him in green font.

Heroin Monkey

Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

shaylie lol

The image shows Shrek looking annoyed. The text above him reads: "when i put '???' in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone."

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two headshots side by side. On the left, a young man named Dream looks at the camera with a slight smile. On the right, a cartoon character with orange hair and a sly smile, Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek, is displayed. The character's source is "ifunny.co".

Heroin Monkey

A muscular, shirtless Shrek is holding a skateboard over his shoulder. The word "Shrekky" is written in a bold font below Shrek.

Heroin Monkey

A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme featuring Shrek holding a phone, as if making a call. The text says 'HELLO GAY DEPARTMENT? I FOUND YOUR MISSING MEMBER'.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of Shrek. Shrek is looking unwell and is partially fading away. The text says "Donkey, I don't feel so good."

ToxicHaste22'uwu

i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me

A picture of Shrek with the text "WHEN THE TEACHER IS YELLING AT SOMEONE AND YOU TRY NOT TO LAUGH".

Goku is dum

What happen to shrek

A close up of Shrek's head with a soft, slightly pained smile. His ears are visible and he is set against a light green background.

Mafuyu Asahina

Im willing to sacrifice

A picture of Lord Farquaad from Shrek with his arms outspread, as if giving a speech. The text on top of the image says: "Me sharing slightly offensive memes:". Below the picture is the text "Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

Chexers

Two people dressed up as Shrek and Fiona are walking outside, holding hands. Text on top of the image says, "This could be us", and the text on the bottom says, "But you playin".

BellaTrix

Hehehe……….

A picture of Shrek with the text: "When the teacher is yelling at someone and you try not to laugh."

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