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A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

A low-angle shot of a 3D-rendered Shrek giving a thumbs up. The text "Shrek Approved" is above him.

Tyler, the Creator, poses for a photo with Shrek, who is standing close behind him. The text on the image says, "he got me a BBL bro."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a green rubber duck with the face of Shrek, sitting on a small blue pond with two brown ducks. Below the duck is the text "SHRUCK".

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Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

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Shmebulock

The image is a six-panel grid. The top left panel shows Fiona from Shrek saying "SHREK!" The top right panel shows Shrek saying "FIONA!" The middle left panel shows King Harold saying "FIONA!" The middle right panel shows Fiona saying "MOM!" The bottom left panel shows the Queen saying "HAROLD!" The bottom right panel shows Shmebulock from Gravity Falls saying "SHMEBULOCK!"

A green ogre with large ears and a goofy smile gives a thumbs up. The words "Shrek Approved" are written above him in green font.

Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

The image shows Shrek looking annoyed. The text above him reads: "when i put '???' in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone."

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".

The image shows two headshots side by side. On the left, a young man named Dream looks at the camera with a slight smile. On the right, a cartoon character with orange hair and a sly smile, Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek, is displayed. The character's source is "ifunny.co".

A muscular, shirtless Shrek is holding a skateboard over his shoulder. The word "Shrekky" is written in a bold font below Shrek.

A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

The image is a meme featuring Shrek holding a phone, as if making a call. The text says 'HELLO GAY DEPARTMENT? I FOUND YOUR MISSING MEMBER'.

A screenshot of Shrek. Shrek is looking unwell and is partially fading away. The text says "Donkey, I don't feel so good."

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i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me

A picture of Shrek with the text "WHEN THE TEACHER IS YELLING AT SOMEONE AND YOU TRY NOT TO LAUGH".

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