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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

Anonymous

Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, Godzilla and King Kong are fighting on a ship. Above them, the text reads "People making political memes" and "People making wholesome memes". In the second panel, Godzilla and King Kong are still fighting, but in the foreground, a doge points a golden beam at them and the text next to the doge reads "Me just shit posting".

Anonymous

gang shit
@gabeblechman

Heroin Monkey

I'm over here stroking my
dick I got lotion on my dick
rn I'm just stroking my shit
i'm horny as fuck man
-John F. Kennedy

Anonymous

I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it
lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill
you? Is it tired of ur shit? u never know

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Type shit.

MEME LORD

my uncle's meme stash @... · 11h:
No way bro said that
IM SHLEEP Today at 158 AM
Yo guys
I have this girls nudes should i keep em?
She died so idk
Since i have em and shes dead they are kinda
like rare ass pokemon cards
Discontinued by manufacturer type shit
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Anonymous

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Anonymous

aye dumbass your girl cheating on
you
I'm blind
oh shit
That fucking whore
Delivered

timmyy

when the bitch tryna start shit

aidencool67

my dad is good

Holy shit!
Your dad is a good biker •

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

shweta
@selfluvnbbg
what do boys even find attractive
about boobs, they are literally
balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU
CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON
MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU
LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY
STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
8:24 AM 3/06/19
>

Anonymous

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WILLIAM
Counseling Commons
Hello Fucktard
you smell like cat shit
kill yourself
Have a ass week and as always Go Chiefs
Dr.
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ents were
who hurt the principle
dawg
Jajananthes
ns...
Jan. 16.
@antimxttr

timmyy

A vintage comic book cover shows a car flying through the air with a woman driving. A man on the sidewalk exclaims: "Watch out, mister! It's a woman, and she's trying to parallel park!" A man on a bike says "Son of a..."

Anonymous

A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.

Anonymous

Me scaring the shit out
of an unsupervised
baby at Walmart
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

Heroin Monkey

aye dumbass your girl cheating on
you
I'm blind
oh shit
That fucking whore
Delivered

RapBoat

Sending this post to someone? It looks
better when you share it.
MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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[deleted] 14h
Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
Reply +8
MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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