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Heroin Monkey

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Mafuyu Asahina

Hmmm

A sign on a window says "CLOSE BECAUSE SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR" with a sad face drawn below it.

Rey Rey

The image shows Elmo, the red muppet character, on the left with a happy expression and his arms out. To the right of Elmo is a pile of red, worm-like objects. The text above says, "Elmo" and "just took shit".

Rey Rey

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Wade

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

Chexers

dont do that shit to ur gf, im tryna give u a warning

A man labeled "BF" is pouring gasoline from a red container onto a bonfire labeled "Angry GF" with the text bubble "Relax, babe." above him.

Wade

Shits about to go down

The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."

Frog

Definitely not high

A screenshot of a Facebook post by Soa Tendo saying, "Im high asf". Jazmine Rogers and two others reacted to the post. Soa Tendo commented, "Me too", followed by "Lol oh shit that me".

Wade

Neighbor

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a priest at a pulpit says, "Love your neighbor as yourself." In the second panel, a woman waves at a man from her car and says, "Hello neighbor." In the third panel, the woman yells, "You fucking moron." at the man. In the fourth panel, the man yells at the woman, "You worthless piece of human shit."

Anonymous

Fr shit

A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.

dabestjoke

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

GG Miller

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

Wade

shIT

A dark image shows Batman facing Pennywise, who is offering him a red balloon. The text on the image says "OH SHIT...".

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Wade

And Angel says I’m SUS..

A screenshot of a conversation. The first image shows a figure with dark skin and hair being kissed by a symbiote. The second image shows two anime characters, one with pink hair and one with purple, kissing. The text in the conversation includes statements like "Yes then some person named Chex wanted a pic of my neck and hand," "Oh shit that's kinda hot ngl," "_?," and "Hella hot."

Wade

Shrek Harvey

A picture of a Shrek statue with Steve Harvey's face photoshopped on it, next to a young girl with Steve Harvey's face on her, with a tweet above that says "stop sending me this shit".

⯎Mia⯎

I've never related to something so much

The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.

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