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100 views · Heroin Monkey · 15 days ago
A classical painting showing a white and brown dog howling in pain as its paw is pinched by a large black lobster on the floor. Labels on the image identify the dog as "The home intruder about to be promoted to a missing person," a smaller red lobster nearby as "God (weeping)," and the large lobster as "Me with chains and an electric auto milker."
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    • Government

    16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

    The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

    The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'
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    • Pizza Hut

    13 views · Wade XL · 2 years ago
    The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".
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    • Pizza Hut Employee

    19 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

    PIZZA

    A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".
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