30+ Best Scream Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Peanut

A vintage-looking wind-up toy of a peanut with a creepy human face is pictured. The text overlay reads, "I keep screaming but god won't answer."

Ball

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Kid

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Film

I LOVE SCREAM

A figure in a black robe and the white mask of Ghostface is holding a knife. The figure is framed from the chest up.

Chaos

A chaotic, high-energy digital artwork featuring a man in the foreground screaming with his eyes wide open and a very long tongue hanging out. Behind him, a giant, smiling caricature of OJ Simpson glows with intense energy, firing red laser beams from his eyes. The background is filled with fire, cosmic energy, and lightning.

Rule

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Kid

Bro, me

A meme showing a closeup of Grogu (Baby Yoda) looking up with a slightly mischievous expression. Above Grogu, white text on a black background reads: "Apparently referring to screaming kids in a store as 'Semen Demons' is not publicly acceptable, Who knew?"

Death

A heavily deep-fried image of a Minion with a wide, distorted mouth and eyes, set against a vibrant red and orange background. The text on the left reads: 'The loudest screams are always the ones before death.'

Rapper

A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."

Year

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Kid

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Jokes

School

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.

Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.

"Correct," says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.

"Correct again," says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"

Deaf people

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

Dog

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"