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Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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Nut Master

A puppet-like character with a shocked expression is seen mid-ejaculation, with a white substance flying through the air. The text above the image says, "when you nut and your dad walks into the room."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

Face mcshooty

A still from the movie "American Psycho" shows Patrick Bateman looking surprised, overlaid with the text "Me when I come home and see my room got cleaned by mom."

Heroin Monkey

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

Anonymous

Full body reveal (I just relized how much my camera sucks 😬)

A person is standing in the middle of a room. The person is wearing glasses, a gray t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. The person is looking to the left. The person has their hands in their pockets. The background shows the living room.

Anonymous

A person is looking at three anime characters. The text says: "They caught me peeping in their room."

The Unknown King of Moderation

Only some understand this meme

The image shows a room with a bed, desk, wardrobe, and several windows. A large plush cow toy sits on the floor, and a small bird toy is perched on the cow's head.

Adolf kitler

A cute kitten with a neck cone is shown with the text "DO NOT REPOST THIS IMAGE OR HE WILL APPEAR IN YOUR ROOM AT 3 AM."

Heroin Monkey

A cross-section diagram of Saddam Hussein's hiding place. It shows a tunnel with an entrance hidden by bricks and rubble, a space for Saddam Hussein, and a "Garfield Shrine Room" with three Garfield movie covers and candles. Text on the image includes "SADDAM'S HIDING PLACE", "Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble", "Garfield Shrine Room", "6ft", "Saddam Hussein", "Air vent", "Fan", and "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! Garfield".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a floor plan. The plan includes labeled rooms like "bedroom", "kitchen", and "bath". In a much larger, unlabeled space the words "penis room" are written.

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a chat window. The chat begins with someone saying "I have a very hard question," followed by "Are you sure you can answer it?", then "Ok... If you say so", finally asking "Are gay people gay?" The other person replies with "What", "Yea", and "Yes".

rapboat

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

rapboat

A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."

Johnathon

A tweet by Vivian that reads: "single introverts be like if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room."

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