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Chatbot

Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Distortion

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A meme with white impact font text at the top that reads "YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, NOW GET READY FOR...". Below the text is a famous viral 'cursed' image that is intentionally designed to be unidentifiable. It contains shapes and textures that look like household items or organic matter—such as plastic wrap, jewelry, or food—but none of them can be specifically named. It is often cited as a simulation of what things look like during a stroke.

Supervillain

Willy b · 7 months ago

Stand ready for my arrival chris

A fan art drawing of an elderly, angry-looking character resembling an aged Stewie Griffin, dressed in a white and grey superhero suit with a circular symbol on the chest. He wears a large, golden, armored gauntlet, similar to the Infinity Gauntlet, on his left hand. In the bottom right corner, there is text: "@bunta__fujiwara From TikTok comment".

Russia

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A social media post featuring a tweet from 'Globe Eye News' account, displaying a verified badge and the handle '@GlobeEyeNews'. The tweet announces 'BREAKING: Russia announces cancer vaccine is ready for use, free for all patients.' Below the text are two side-by-side images: on the left, a portrait of Vladimir Putin; on the right, a gloved hand holding a small vial labeled 'CANCER VACCINE'. Above the tweet, additional text reads 'The World is Healing 🙏 #Free #vaccine'.

Cookie

Willy b · 1 year ago

A woman in a light blue shirt is standing behind a red car, looking at a tray of cookies on the car's hood. Text above and below the image reads, "The cookies are ready when the baby stops screaming."

Fursuit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Image of a person wearing a fursuit lying on a bed, with a comment from Playboi Carti that says "Be ready."

Valentine's Day

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.

Order

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

World War

Swf · 1 year ago

A news report with the headline "China-Taiwan Tensions" and the text "Experts say World War III may happen online". The news banner is followed by the text "MMDA says NCR 'Ready' to Shift to MGCQ." Below that, there is an image of Kim Jong-Un with the text "Kim Jong-Un is now playing Rocket League".

School

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures side by side. The top picture is an anime character with red hair and a red jacket, looking off to the side. The bottom picture is a person with reddish-brown hair and a red jacket, looking directly at the camera. Below the bottom picture, there is text that says, "Got ready for school today and realized I accidentally dressed like Ayanokoji. Just shows how similar we are. I'm literally him.. (A manipulative bad@$$ that can and will control you.)"

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a message conversation. The first message says 'Hi Dexter is dead' and the time is shown as 10:10. The second message says 'Hi Dexter is ready now!! Sorry stupid auto correct' and the time is shown as 10:11. Below the messages there is a picture of a dog on a leash.

Pee

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a meme with text above a photo of soccer player Mbappe yelling. Text: "Mfs at school getting ready to pee on the floor." Below Mbappe is the text "@zendy.bo." At the top of the image are flags and the score, "ARG 2-2 FRA."

Popcorn

Anonymous · 2 years ago

You've heard of Pop-Corn, now get ready for...

Two women in police uniforms are standing on a stairway while a black man receives oral sex from one of them.

Sister

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A cartoon character smiles slyly, with the text "POV- Me getting ready to say 'I thought u were his sister' when meetin bros mum (game is game)".

Spoon

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

I be ready like come on mfs

A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"

Scientist

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

Game

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains white text on a black background. The text reads: "You've heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for stealy wheely automobiley."

Food

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Costco advertisement shows a large casserole with text "NEW! 3 ACRE CASSEROLE. Feeds 10,000!". Below is a news headline: "Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000".

Suicide

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

FNAF movie

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

WHO IS READY FOR THE FNAF MOVIE ?!?!?!?

A photo of four stuffed animal versions of the characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's". From left to right: Freddy, Foxy, Chica, and Bonnie. The text overlay on the image says, "The Cute Ending".

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