10+ Best Rare Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Bionicle

A golden Bionicle figure standing prominently, with another more complex mechanical figure beside it. The text on the image says, "this is the rare golden bionicle, it only appears once every 15,000 memes. it is the rarest of all bionicles. upvote if you want a year of dank memes."

Pokemon card

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

Consequence

An olive-green artillery shell lies in a metal tray. On the shell, the words "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed" are handwritten in white paint.

Toaster

send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question

Male

A split image with two sections. The left section, labeled 'BROGLE', shows a cartoon broccoli character from a hot tub, wearing a gold chain and sunglasses, looking relaxed. The right section, labeled 'ALPHA', shows a man with dark hair and a beard, wearing a black leather jacket, with a large red 'X' superimposed over him. He has a surprised or frustrated expression, with his mouth open and hands held up. Below the images, there is text resembling a YouTube video title: '15 Signs You're a 'Brogle' Male (SUPER RARE) & Is It Better Than 'ALPHA'?' and '134K views', followed by YouTube-like buttons for likes, dislikes, share, save, and report.

Heroin

heroin monkey rare variation

A digital artwork depicts Spongebob Squarepants as a gangster. He is wearing a red pinstripe suit and a matching fedora with a camouflage band. He has a large ring on his finger and is holding a fan of pink banknotes.

Spongebob

An image of SpongeBob wrapped in silver foil with text that says, "This is the diamond SpongeBob. It only appears once in ever 1,000,000 memes. Like this rare meme for luck."

Michael Jackson

The image is split into two frames. The upper frame shows a man with a brown jacket saying: "Wow! This is rare. Both versions of Michael Jackson". The lower frame shows two individuals sitting in a cafeteria.

School

A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.

Sign

The image is divided into two columns. On the left, a small brown dog with swollen cheeks is shown under the word "FIGGLEBOTTOM". On the right, a man is shown with a red "X" over his face under the word "ALPHA". Below, text from a YouTube video says: "5 Signs You're a 'FiggleBottom' Male (SUPER RARE) & Is it Better Than 'ALPHA'?"

Nut

A man with a beard and a red shirt is sweating and smiling broadly. In the background are digital cards, including one of LeBron James in a USA jersey. The text reads, "BUSTED A FAT NUT AFTER PULLING RARE USA BRON BRON CARD. CashNastyReacts, 54K views, 20 hours ago."

Jokes

Baby

What’s red and very rare?

A baby in a blender.

Blender

What is red and very rare?

A child in a blender.

Doctor

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."