Priest's memes

Shrek

71 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Priest

577 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"

Doctor

372 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."

Priest

93 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Priest

3527 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Priest

220 views · PoseidonLm · 3 years ago

Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. One arm is dark, and labeled with the text 'Acne'. The other arm is light red, and labeled with the text 'Priests'. Above their linked hands, it says 'Coming on children's faces'.

Wheel

589 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Toaster

188 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.