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Tattoo

58 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.

Film

105 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

The image shows a serious-looking man with a light yellow button-up shirt and a dark tie, wearing glasses. His expression is one of subtle disapproval or judgment. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "Film majors when your favorite film isn't a Macedonian epic from the perspective of a potato during the 1500s written in proto-indian english and shot in black and white for 'film reasons'".

Pit bull

66 views · Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 10 months ago

A grid of twelve images, arranged in three rows and four columns. Each image shows either a potato or a pit bull dog curled up into a tight shape, resembling a potato. The text at the top reads 'POTATO OR PIT BULL'. The source 'BATTERTHEPITBULL' is at the bottom right.

Abortion

77 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Motivation

3 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

A tiny, pink, cartoon potato is in the middle of the image. Above the potato it reads, "I am a tiny potato. And I believe in you". Below the potato it says, "YOU CAN DO THE THING".

Year

4 views · Rookpauze · 1 year ago

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

Shrek

20 views · biscuit · 2 years ago

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.

Seal

9 views · The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

Food

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up shot of a blue bowl filled with mashed potatoes and a pat of butter on top. The text above reads: "Food for thought: Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?" The text below states: "Kerry O'Shea | June 11, 2019-01:18 PM"

Springtrap

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Yes.