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Bird

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".
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    Cheese

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    • The image shows two cartoon characters. In the top panel, Perry the Platypus is shown with a round belly, and the text says, "You ate all the cheese?!" The bottom panel shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with an expression of shock and despair, saying, "NOOO".
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    • Game

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a platypus against a white background. Above the platypus, the text "Platypus Game" is written in black. Underneath, the text says "Don't look at the platypus". The text "GAME OVER" is superimposed in red over the platypus.
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    Egg

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    • A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
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    • Lesbian

    Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

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