• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories
  • Explain Bear

Events

  • Joke of the day
  • Meme of the day

Games

  • Crosswords Arena

Popular

  • Morbid jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Offensive jokes
  • Black jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Abortion jokes
  • Cancer jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Stephen Hawking jokes
  • Suicide jokes
  • Paul Walker jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Abuse jokes
  • Chinese jokes
  • All categories
Frequently asked questions (FAQ)
Privacy
Contact
  • Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
Platypus

Platypus memes

  • Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest

Perry

6 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a man in a white lab coat points at a teal platypus and says "Platypus" in a speech bubble. In the fourth panel, the man looks at the platypus who is wearing a fedora. The speech bubble says "Perry the Platypus".
  • 0
  • Cheese

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    The image shows two cartoon characters. In the top panel, Perry the Platypus is shown with a round belly, and the text says, "You ate all the cheese?!" The bottom panel shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with an expression of shock and despair, saying, "NOOO".
  • 0
  • Game

    1 view · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    The image shows a platypus against a white background. Above the platypus, the text "Platypus Game" is written in black. Underneath, the text says "Don't look at the platypus". The text "GAME OVER" is superimposed in red over the platypus.
  • 0
  • Egg

    2 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
  • 0
  • Lesbian

    134 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

  • 1
  • Platypus jokes
    • Previous
      • 1
      • 2