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DIANEE

A rubber duck is talking to a young duckling. The speech bubble above says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A yellow rubber duck is talking to a yellow fluffy duckling, and it's saying, "I can't believe you got plastic surgery!!!"

Heroin Monkey

A man stands in front of a pink building. On the right hand side of the image is a text block that reads "plastics in my blood" many times. The left hand side of the image says: "but if we vote for _____ it will get better".

Willy b

Cross-section drawing of the Y-1561 implosion
sphere showing component placement.
Numbers in () indicate quantity of identical
components. Drawing is shown to scale.
(Author)
You happy???
A) 1773 EBW detonators inserted into brass
chimney sleves (32)
B) Comp B component of outer lens (32)
C) Cone-shaped Baratol component of outer
lens (32)
D) Comp B inner charge (32)
E) Removable aluminum pusher trap-door plug
screwed into upper pusher hemisphere
F) Aluminum pusher hemispheres (2)
G) Tuballoy (U-238) two-piece tamper plug
H) Pu-239 hemispheres (2)
I) Cork lining
J) 7-piece Duralumin sphere
K) Aluminum cups holding pusher hemispheres
together (4)
L) Polonium-Beryllium initiator
M) Tuballoy (U-238) tamper sphere
N) Boron plastic shell
O) Felt padding layer under lenses and inner
charges
"Atom Bombs: The Top Secret Inside Story of
Little Boy and Fat Man," 2003, p 140. John
Coster-Mullen drawing used with permission.
Jeim_batman_not_you

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lmao

A person with cat ear filters and heart stickers on their face is smiling while the text says "They both choke on plastic". The post asks, "what is common between turtles and lesbians?"

Anonymous

Theres my friends.....and then theres me

A drawing of three stick figure people with their hands bound by ropes, standing straight. One person in front of them is crouching, with a text bubble that says "I'm going to eat plastic". Above the three figures is the word "no".

Heroin Monkey

A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."

Heroin Monkey

A white Lego skeleton figure is holding a large white cylinder in front of it. The cylinder is positioned to look like a penis.

shaylie lol

A doll in a pink box looks as if she's just realized she farted. The image contains the text: "She looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The first panel has a picture of a person with the text "Me" below it. The second panel has text that reads "Not knowing what the plastic tube on the end of a shoelace is" and shows some other people in the background. The third panel has another person with text below it reading "That one Phineas & Ferb episode".

Heroin Monkey

A black cat with glowing green eyes and a slightly protruding tongue stares at the camera. Above the cat, the text reads, "Federal agents watching me gulp down an entire bag of plastic powder with a bottle of canola seed oil."

BellaTrix

The image shows two side-by-side portraits of Donald Trump with different skin tones. On the left, his skin is a pale color, and text below reads, "Tupperware when it's new." On the right, his skin is more orange, and the text below reads, "Tupperware after storing spaghetti in it once."

mariotime

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A cartoon character with green hair and an annoyed expression is shown with the text "KIDS SELLING AND HIDING 1 INCH PLASTIC BABYS" above, and "TEACHERS:" below her. A cartoon bird is next to her head.

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