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Heroin Monkey

A dog wearing a top hat and a suit, with a cigar in his mouth. The text above and below the image says: "Jeeves, put out the Persian rugs. I wish to drag my anus."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a hand holding a pink crayon. The crayon has the text "DOG WEINER" printed on it.

✨Jassy✨

A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."

Heroin Monkey

A close up image of an orange tabby cat looking directly at the camera. The text "U up??? Bowls empty lol" is placed in the upper part of the image.

✨Jassy✨

A cartoon drawing of a young student standing in front of her teacher's desk. The student is saying, "My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog."

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Heroin Monkey

A light brown kitten is sitting in a purple pocket with a flower on it. Above the pocket it says "Pocket pussy".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a message conversation. The first message says 'Hi Dexter is dead' and the time is shown as 10:10. The second message says 'Hi Dexter is ready now!! Sorry stupid auto correct' and the time is shown as 10:11. Below the messages there is a picture of a dog on a leash.

Heroin Monkey

A close up shot of a frog looking directly at the viewer. It is being held in someone's hand. Below the image are text messages: "What is this." followed by "frog", "What kind." followed by "A chonk one", and "Yes, but what is it called." followed by "Harold".

whizzingfizz

A black dog has its head over a white dog's head. The text on the image reads: "Another one" next to the black dog and "The dust" next to the white dog.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a white cat with a blue heart-shaped collar tag that says "Cumshot."

Anonymous

The image displays four different cartoon characters from the show "Invincible" in a vertical arrangement. Each character is accompanied by a text phrase. The first character, an orange robot, is paired with the phrase "calling them girls." The second character, an older man with a sinister grin, is paired with "calling them women." The third character, a man with long black hair, is paired with "calling them females." The fourth character, Omni-Man, is paired with the phrase "calling them pets."

Cupツ

The poor cat (do yall know abt this omg)

A cat sits on a table next to a blender.

Anonymous

A photo shows the face of a tabby cat. Above the cat are text messages that say, "I never cheated on you" and "I love you babe." Below the cat is a text message that says, "I didn't mean to send that."

shaylie lol

A close-up of a chihuahua with a flirty expression. The text overlay reads: "*2 mins after being kidnapped* me: *blushing* So what made y'all choose me?"

Anonymous

CAKED ASS

A photo shows the backside of a dog, revealing its large hindquarters. The image contains the text "what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs. Follow, 12:57 AM - May 21, 2022, 5.3K, boredpanda.com".

Anonymous

A close-up of a dog lying on a bed with its head upside down. The dog is looking directly at the viewer with a slightly goofy expression, showing its teeth. The text on the image reads: "HUMAN, ARE YOU AWAKE? OK THEN, I WILL JUST LAY HERE AND LOOK AT YOU."

kate✨

A confused cat is looking at the camera. The text says: "My cat confused why I'm stealing his poop, putting it in a bag and taking it into another room."

Anonymous

Goober cat

A three-panel image of a black cat. The first panel shows the cat with one normal eye and one large googly eye. The second panel shows the cat looking nervously at a hand reaching down to pet it. The third panel shows the cat looking cautiously around.

LiZzY_09

If you like dogs then you should like this post

A pug dog is pushing a stroller with another dog in it on the sidewalk.

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