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12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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    • Shrek

    20 views · biscuit · 2 years ago

    shrek has a potato for a nose

    An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.
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    • Dick

    27 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".
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    • Guest

    20 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

    Peasants

    The image shows a man, probably Scott Disick, looking displeased. Text above him reads: "Me: Red or white? Guests: We don't drink wine." and beneath him it reads: "Peasants".
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