Overeating memes

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.