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REBEL!!!!!

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a man standing next to a sign that shows several things that are not allowed, like smoking, drinking, and using electronic devices. The text above him reads "TAKE THAT" and below, "SOCIETY!". The right panel shows a baby with a defiant expression. The text above it reads "TOOK THE 'DO NOT REMOVE' STICKER OFF MY MATTRESS" and below, "DIDN'T GET FINED".

Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro

A person with a wide open mouth and a shocked expression. Text: Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro

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MWAHAHAHAHA

The image is a two-panel meme. On the left, a person in athletic wear is kicking their leg up as if doing a dance. Text above reads, "You better not come in here with that nonsense'. Me coming in with that nonsense:". On the right, there is an image of snowy stairs. Text above reads, "Take life one step at a time'. The steps:".

Why should you care

Checkmate

A hand holds a blue plastic scoop. A green grenade is in the scoop. The text on the image says: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

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this is me

LET'S BE HONEST HOMESCHOOLING MY
KID IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HER WEIRD.
I'M HER MOTHER...SHE WAS
DOOMED FROM THE START.
makeameme.org

hmmm

A black cat with wide eyes looks to the right, beside it there is a black toy with two yellow circles for eyes. The text says "Not sure if my cat likes his new toy..."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

The first tweet asks "can i take pics in ur bathroom?" and shows two pictures of a woman posing in a nice bathroom. The second tweet states "I do not recommend" and shows a picture of a very dirty and run-down bathroom.

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Even Barbie hates the flat back.

A news headline shows that the "Nation's Gays" prefer Mustang convertibles over the new Jaguar. The image includes a man leaning against a black Mustang and an inset image of a pink car with a very flat back.

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

The image shows three anime characters. On the left, a character is making a surprised face, and the text reads "Anime when I'm alone." In the middle, an anime character with white hair and a question mark above their head is displayed. On the right, an anime character with bare chest is shown with the text "Anime when my parents walk in". A speech bubble with text "It's not sus!!" appears in the foreground.

The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

The image displays a comparison of outfits for a first date. On the left, labeled "Her:" is a pink top, black shorts, white shoes and a black purse. On the right, labeled "Me:" is a black t-shirt with the text "I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK", yellow shorts with beer graphics and red Crocs. The word "Beer" is on the short.

A cartoon image showing a boy named Greg standing with his arms outstretched, looking surprised or frustrated. Two adults stand behind him looking upset. On the ground is another boy lying flat, apparently the result of the party misunderstanding. The text bubble above Greg says: "I swear, I tried to tell him a Diddy party is not a regular party."

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

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