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Heroin Monkey

A muscular, shirtless Shrek is holding a skateboard over his shoulder. The word "Shrekky" is written in a bold font below Shrek.

Heroin Monkey

A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of Stevie Wonder with the text, "Hey, I'm Stevie Wonder, and you're watching Disney Channel.", on top. A scribbled, blue design is to the left.

Heroin Monkey

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

Heroin Monkey

A pink, worm-like creature with a human face. The face is that of Dwayne Johnson. It is on a black background.

Kristian‽

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌓𐌵𐌔𐌄𐌓𐌍𐌀𐌌𐌄

So true

A man with a slight frown and a tilted head looking at the camera. The text above and below his head says, "I AM SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR."

RubiksProbablyWasntTaken

Ok guys so like hear me out.

$A close up image of a shattered glass with a bullet hole in the middle. The glass is heavily cracked with fractures radiating outwards from the center.$

Jfkisafk

A picture of a hallway with a door slightly ajar, and the text "Ninja cat" and "is watching you" on the top and bottom.

Jfkisafk

Help he took my gopro

A man with a distorted face is looking into the camera. He's wearing a red hoodie and black pants. The background appears to be a room with wooden floors and a white door.

BigDaveFan

A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."

Silly Sonka

lol is sucks

A red background with two red hearts. On top, it says: FUCK SHIT THE HOLIDAY. On the bottom it says: VALENTINES.

Thoughtless

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

Heroin Monkey

A warrior in armor with a horned helmet is casting a spell. Next to him is an image of testicles where one testicle is twisting. The text on the image says "GOOD ARGUEMENT. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAST TWIST OF FATE."

Heroin Monkey

A man, Jeffrey Epstein, smiles at the viewer. In the background are two women. The text overlay says: "I asked Hillary to be my valentines, but she left me hanging."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two photos of a bed with stains on the sheets. The first photo shows a light-colored bed with brown stains in the middle. The second photo shows a darker bed with more spread-out brown stains. The text at the top of the image says, "Gay dudes be like 'I'm a squirter'".

Heroin Monkey

A hand is loading a magazine of real bullets into a yellow and orange Nerf gun.

Heroin Monkey

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