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CaptainEgg75

what you get

A close up image of Megamind with a serious, slightly sad expression and the text "No Father?" above him.

Cricket Green

New Spooderman Movie

The image shows a red and blue character with a spider web pattern and glowing red eyes. The character is labeled "SPOODERMAN" and below is written "MY B@LLS HURT".

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a black assault rifle with a waffle in place of a magazine. Text on the bottom says, "Sneaking snacks in the movies."

Heroin Monkey

A muscular, shirtless Shrek is holding a skateboard over his shoulder. The word "Shrekky" is written in a bold font below Shrek.

Thoughtless

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."

Caylez.cc

A printout of a scene from the movie Inside Out, showing several characters sitting at desks in a classroom. Sadness is in the front, looking forlorn. The text on the paper reads: "You may pick any character in the picture and write a story in first person point of view. Be sure to use details and dialogue in your story."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of the cast of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling with text from a tweet that says "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns 20! Where are the actors now?" followed by the geographical coordinates for Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton.

furry memes

A cartoon furry character with blue hair sitting on a couch looking disappointed. He's holding a spoon and a container of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Text above him reads, "when ur Ben & Jerry's is frozen shut on movie night."

Wade

True

The image shows two different clowns. The top one is a scary looking clown with red hair and a white face, yelling "YOU DISGUST ME RONALD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARY!". Below him is Ronald McDonald, with a creepy smile saying "I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU. MOTHERF***ER".

Wade

DaddyWise

The image is a three-panel sequence. The first panel shows a close-up of the clown's face with the text "BE AFRA-" below. The second panel displays a different character with the text "HARDER DADDY!" below it, and the last panel shows the clown again.

Ness Plays

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Wade

Deadpool 2

A cartoon-style image shows two characters. On the left, a man in a suit, with the face of Cable from Deadpool, stands tall. On the right, a smaller character is dressed in a Deadpool costume, but with a baby's diaper and wearing an adult's shirt and tie. Behind them is a door with "X-Force" labeled above it.

opal💫

A green ogre with large ears and a goofy smile gives a thumbs up. The words "Shrek Approved" are written above him in green font.

BellaTrix

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

BellaTrix

A still from a movie showing Voldemort and Dumbledore having a conversation. Voldemort asks Dumbledore, "Can you show me some magic tricks?" Dumbledore exclaims, "CAN I?!" The text below states, "...and then, Voldemort swore his revenge on Dumbledore for taking his nose away..."

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